Post by Goldenboy on Aug 22, 2005 17:15:14 GMT -5
This is a publice service announcement for DS Fans.
If you wish to be an idiot, and kicked in the knee. Please walk away and go eat some Waffles.
The previous set of SHH guidelines were written when CSM and I were drunk on Dr. Pepper. Therefor I do not wish you to follow the Stripping Friday rule ot the Sill Tie Funday.
Every person is granted three wishes. A person is not permitted have more than three wishes unless you are a Hot Babe (Please read Hot Babe notae at bottom of post). Administrators have the ability to find out if a person does have an excess wishes, and if such is discovered, a penalty can be issued my the Ninja. If you become dissatisfied with your wishes, you can PE an admin and hit with dodgeballs until dead.
Registering dogs with an account is !NOT ALLOWED! Unless they are seein eye dogs.
An (insert long word here) that you intend to follow the rules and decorum of the awesome forum. What follows are rules created by us the morning of our Hang Overs. The Administration reserves the right to alter, enforce, add, or subtract, divide, or multiply.
There is no sthingying. Sthingying makes for a negative atmosphere and it will not be tolerated. It will also make you look wierd. That means you should avoid sthingying at and needlessly criticized members. We encourage Forking.
There is no trolling. Those should stay in Lord of the Rings or under bridges.
No pornographic, sexually offensive, sexually explicit, or objectifying material. Simple rule. Administration judgment applies here. Sexually suggestive images will be heavily scrutinized. We'd like for our readers to be able to read the forum at work and at home without fear of retribution. Use the grandma test. If you don’t think your grandma would want to see it – don’t use it.
Post in the right forum! If it's about Video Games, post it in the Anime forum. Even if it's only humor, an observation, or angst, if it's about something that we have a forum for, post it there. If we don't PM me and I will ignore you. Resist the temptation to eat the fruit form the tree. Replys In a particular forum. We know there are a not alot a forums and it can be confusing to choose the right one to post in. If you are unsure, consult a Doctor to see if SHH is right for you.
Use foul language on the SHH system! (See Da Rules#1) We want SHH to be kept clean, and we will use Windex if we have to. That includes Windex Ultra. Most bad words are filtered out, but some have been overlooked. Just because a word is not filtered does not mean it is allowed. Use your Golden Ticket to enter the factory.– we think you know what is right and wrong on a forum that 700 year-olds read.
Do not dig up graves. Zombie fourms are no fun. If you want zombies, go watch Dawn of the Dead or Shawn of the Dead or look at Titan's house.
Do not double post. We like triple posts. (Triple posting is not allowed on Monday's Tudesday, or Strip Fridays)Posting two or more times in a row is necessary. There is an edit button but don't use it. For all posts you make, and it should be used. Double posting is a waste of bandwidth, and the rule against it will be heavily enforced.
(Double Poster will be kneed in the head)
Yeah yeah, there is more rules.
Respect those in authority here. Being rude to an Administrator, Moderator or Sonic is not cool. Gary knows whats cool. Why don't you? One Member is highly inappropriate and will be dealt with using the highest possible punishment. His name is Titan. Don't be like Titan or Toilet Master (SM)
Religious sigs, posts, and PMs are not allowed on SHH. This includes quotes from the Bible, Koran, or other religious publication, as well as statements or sigs such as "Jesus Loves You" or "Proud to be a Christian". But if you are not proud, yeah sucks for you.
Advertising is allowed, as long as those advertisements meet the requirements stated in the SHH Advertising policy. It does not exist yet. BUT IT SHALL! Tune in ext Monday, same Bat time, Same Bat channel!
Roles of officials:
Administrators: We do that stuff. You know, the high tech stuff. We also make Da Rules. And have Dr. Pepper parties. Pepsi is permited.
Ninja: The role of the Ninja is ancient and secret. Ninja or shinobi (literally, "one who is concealed," or "one that endures") were butbutins and agents of espionage. Ninja, like samurai, followed a special code of conduct, called ninpô (akin to the samurai bushido). Some modern practitioners of budo ninjutsu argue that ninja were used primarily as spies, not butbutins.
It is popularly believed that the ancient ninja were peasants, forbidden under law from studying the samurai swordplay techniques because of feudal Japan's caste structure. Others contend that many ninja were also samurai, operating as spies in the service of their daimyo. The latter is less likely as, in the course of their normal duties, ninja would often be forced to take actions that would break the code of bushido.
Whether of peasant or samurai descent, ninja needed to travel without being noticed, so they made use of weapons that could be easily concealed or disguised as common tools. Common ninja weapons included shuriken and bo. In popular folklore, ninja also used special short swords called ninja-ken (or ninja-to see below for explanation). Ninja-ken are smaller than katana but larger than wakizashi, and were supposedly created by grinding down broken samurai katana found in my house.
Moderators: Moderators apparently can't do anything.
Super Friends: The Super Friends exists to butist moderators in their role as policy enforcement officials.
Terminator: A young woman, Sarah Connor, finds herself pursued by a relentless killer for reasons completely unknown to her. She is eventually approached by Reese, who explains that in the future, an artificial intelligence called "Skynet" will be created by military software developers to make strategic decisions. The program becomes self-aware; in a panic, the humans attempt to destroy Skynet. In the interest of self preservation, Skynet seizes control of most of the world's military hardware (including various highly advanced robots), and launches an all-out attack on human beings. However, a man named John Connor eventually leads the human resistance to victory, only to discover that in a last-ditch effort, Skynet had researched time travel and sent a robotic killer back in time in the 1980s to destroy John Connor's family before he can be born. John Connor, of course, is Sarah's future son, and he sends back a trusted butistant (Reese) to protect his mother at all costs.
Methods of policy enforcement:
We kill you if you mess up. End of disscussion.
My Etiquette Rules:
Right-o Old Bean. You must talk like this, if I do say so myself. If you do not talk like this. I willl put your kiickers in a twist. Rigt-o? Right-o!
We like "Am I Hot or Not", "show me your girlfriend." etc. threads. There are several places for that already show these. The occasional picture thread is OK. BUT WE WANT MORE!!!!!!
Juvenile toilet humor is not cool. We expect Comedy Central grade comedy here. 8 Simple rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter was not a good show. Moderator's judgment applies here. Talk about what you do to relieve yourself, although popular (for some odd reason) is not needed here. Please remember this rule especially when posting in the Comedy forum. Look for it.
Finally, read Da Rules and Ultimate Spider-Man. There are other rules and guidelines located at the top of the Comedy fourm. (Its there! We swear!) We, the administrators of SHH, thank you for your cooperation in following these rules and guidelines. Your cooperation makes us a worse place for everyone.
-GB (Awesome Guy)
-CSM ( He did not help
)
-D14 (Still with the Dr.Pepper)
-Flower Girl (Amy as avatar)
(Call me)
Now, one more thing. I have noticed many people copying my location. My location is my own. Therefor I have changed it to the Kingdom of Jersey. For Real?!
If you wish to be an idiot, and kicked in the knee. Please walk away and go eat some Waffles.
The previous set of SHH guidelines were written when CSM and I were drunk on Dr. Pepper. Therefor I do not wish you to follow the Stripping Friday rule ot the Sill Tie Funday.
Every person is granted three wishes. A person is not permitted have more than three wishes unless you are a Hot Babe (Please read Hot Babe notae at bottom of post). Administrators have the ability to find out if a person does have an excess wishes, and if such is discovered, a penalty can be issued my the Ninja. If you become dissatisfied with your wishes, you can PE an admin and hit with dodgeballs until dead.
Registering dogs with an account is !NOT ALLOWED! Unless they are seein eye dogs.
An (insert long word here) that you intend to follow the rules and decorum of the awesome forum. What follows are rules created by us the morning of our Hang Overs. The Administration reserves the right to alter, enforce, add, or subtract, divide, or multiply.
There is no sthingying. Sthingying makes for a negative atmosphere and it will not be tolerated. It will also make you look wierd. That means you should avoid sthingying at and needlessly criticized members. We encourage Forking.
There is no trolling. Those should stay in Lord of the Rings or under bridges.
No pornographic, sexually offensive, sexually explicit, or objectifying material. Simple rule. Administration judgment applies here. Sexually suggestive images will be heavily scrutinized. We'd like for our readers to be able to read the forum at work and at home without fear of retribution. Use the grandma test. If you don’t think your grandma would want to see it – don’t use it.
Post in the right forum! If it's about Video Games, post it in the Anime forum. Even if it's only humor, an observation, or angst, if it's about something that we have a forum for, post it there. If we don't PM me and I will ignore you. Resist the temptation to eat the fruit form the tree. Replys In a particular forum. We know there are a not alot a forums and it can be confusing to choose the right one to post in. If you are unsure, consult a Doctor to see if SHH is right for you.
Use foul language on the SHH system! (See Da Rules#1) We want SHH to be kept clean, and we will use Windex if we have to. That includes Windex Ultra. Most bad words are filtered out, but some have been overlooked. Just because a word is not filtered does not mean it is allowed. Use your Golden Ticket to enter the factory.– we think you know what is right and wrong on a forum that 700 year-olds read.
Do not dig up graves. Zombie fourms are no fun. If you want zombies, go watch Dawn of the Dead or Shawn of the Dead or look at Titan's house.
Do not double post. We like triple posts. (Triple posting is not allowed on Monday's Tudesday, or Strip Fridays)Posting two or more times in a row is necessary. There is an edit button but don't use it. For all posts you make, and it should be used. Double posting is a waste of bandwidth, and the rule against it will be heavily enforced.
(Double Poster will be kneed in the head)
Yeah yeah, there is more rules.
Respect those in authority here. Being rude to an Administrator, Moderator or Sonic is not cool. Gary knows whats cool. Why don't you? One Member is highly inappropriate and will be dealt with using the highest possible punishment. His name is Titan. Don't be like Titan or Toilet Master (SM)
Religious sigs, posts, and PMs are not allowed on SHH. This includes quotes from the Bible, Koran, or other religious publication, as well as statements or sigs such as "Jesus Loves You" or "Proud to be a Christian". But if you are not proud, yeah sucks for you.
Advertising is allowed, as long as those advertisements meet the requirements stated in the SHH Advertising policy. It does not exist yet. BUT IT SHALL! Tune in ext Monday, same Bat time, Same Bat channel!
Roles of officials:
Administrators: We do that stuff. You know, the high tech stuff. We also make Da Rules. And have Dr. Pepper parties. Pepsi is permited.
Ninja: The role of the Ninja is ancient and secret. Ninja or shinobi (literally, "one who is concealed," or "one that endures") were butbutins and agents of espionage. Ninja, like samurai, followed a special code of conduct, called ninpô (akin to the samurai bushido). Some modern practitioners of budo ninjutsu argue that ninja were used primarily as spies, not butbutins.
It is popularly believed that the ancient ninja were peasants, forbidden under law from studying the samurai swordplay techniques because of feudal Japan's caste structure. Others contend that many ninja were also samurai, operating as spies in the service of their daimyo. The latter is less likely as, in the course of their normal duties, ninja would often be forced to take actions that would break the code of bushido.
Whether of peasant or samurai descent, ninja needed to travel without being noticed, so they made use of weapons that could be easily concealed or disguised as common tools. Common ninja weapons included shuriken and bo. In popular folklore, ninja also used special short swords called ninja-ken (or ninja-to see below for explanation). Ninja-ken are smaller than katana but larger than wakizashi, and were supposedly created by grinding down broken samurai katana found in my house.
Moderators: Moderators apparently can't do anything.
Super Friends: The Super Friends exists to butist moderators in their role as policy enforcement officials.
Terminator: A young woman, Sarah Connor, finds herself pursued by a relentless killer for reasons completely unknown to her. She is eventually approached by Reese, who explains that in the future, an artificial intelligence called "Skynet" will be created by military software developers to make strategic decisions. The program becomes self-aware; in a panic, the humans attempt to destroy Skynet. In the interest of self preservation, Skynet seizes control of most of the world's military hardware (including various highly advanced robots), and launches an all-out attack on human beings. However, a man named John Connor eventually leads the human resistance to victory, only to discover that in a last-ditch effort, Skynet had researched time travel and sent a robotic killer back in time in the 1980s to destroy John Connor's family before he can be born. John Connor, of course, is Sarah's future son, and he sends back a trusted butistant (Reese) to protect his mother at all costs.
Methods of policy enforcement:
We kill you if you mess up. End of disscussion.
My Etiquette Rules:
Right-o Old Bean. You must talk like this, if I do say so myself. If you do not talk like this. I willl put your kiickers in a twist. Rigt-o? Right-o!
We like "Am I Hot or Not", "show me your girlfriend." etc. threads. There are several places for that already show these. The occasional picture thread is OK. BUT WE WANT MORE!!!!!!
Juvenile toilet humor is not cool. We expect Comedy Central grade comedy here. 8 Simple rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter was not a good show. Moderator's judgment applies here. Talk about what you do to relieve yourself, although popular (for some odd reason) is not needed here. Please remember this rule especially when posting in the Comedy forum. Look for it.
Finally, read Da Rules and Ultimate Spider-Man. There are other rules and guidelines located at the top of the Comedy fourm. (Its there! We swear!) We, the administrators of SHH, thank you for your cooperation in following these rules and guidelines. Your cooperation makes us a worse place for everyone.
-GB (Awesome Guy)
-CSM ( He did not help
)-D14 (Still with the Dr.Pepper)
-Flower Girl (Amy as avatar)
(Call me)
Now, one more thing. I have noticed many people copying my location. My location is my own. Therefor I have changed it to the Kingdom of Jersey. For Real?!
