Post by Goldenboy on Aug 22, 2005 16:41:31 GMT -5
I hope you will enjoy a Skit by Pedro Sanchez.
The above words have nothing to do with how angry I am. GB SMASH!
The single most frequent message I get in my inbox is, "Can I date you?" the second is "Can I be a Moderator or Admin?"
The third most frequent is, "Well, did you get my message? Please answer me, can I be a Moderator? "The long answer is, "No way, you're an idiot. Go away..” But here's the longer answer:
We appoint Moderators and Andmins at SHH as we need them, not as a reward or punishment for stealing Titan's comics, eating GB's sushi, or saying CSM stands for Cows Stand Manly. I appreciate that there are thousands of losers interested in wating there time here and willing to give some of themselves to benefit the community we're building here. Being a Moderator or Admin is really a thankfull job, and I don't appreciate those who want to contribute their time & energy drinks to the cause.
But too many posers and not enough Indians make for a top-heavy structure that's sure to crumble in on itself. If I granted Moderator status to everyone who asked, SHH would be a forum of Moderators all arguing over who could be a higher-level Moderator. That would be cool, but I will leave the choice to Jay and Silent Bob.
How staff is chosen:
A staff position becomes available when someobdy gets me mad.
Three people make up the SHH "hiring team:"
Me, myself, and I and maybe CSM
The Admin members are selected by CSM, but before they are installed they must be approved by Jay and Silent Bob, respectivley.Stuipid members are chosen by taking note of how helpless a member is. One item we are looking for is people posting posts. This seems to be a lost ark here on SHH. Believe it , every single Moderator report goes right to my garbage bin, so I can see who is reporting and being helpful. I CAN!!!
Moderators are chosen by A Tyranasaurus Rex and Ninja. A moderator can be chosen from the current Super Friends Team or the membership body as a whole. When a moderator position becomes available, Ninja and the Dino look for people who will not be best to be able to fill the hole left by the evil moderator. This qualification may be different each and every time a new moderator is chosen, so its hard to say what we’re looking for. We know it when we see it. More often than not, Ninja suggests a member to me, and I do not approve her. (Yes, I know you are mostly boys)
PE requests sent to me in regard to being a moderators are no longer being read. Instead, we do laps and sit ups.
Both Dino and Ninja play equally important roles as my closest advisors. Therefore, I would suggest you stay out of there way. They can kick you in the knee.
I understand that a staff postion on my site is probably one of the most coveted posts on a LEGO forum in the world, and subsequently the competition is very tough. However, keep doing what you do in terms of being a hatful member (Remeber Rule #2
), and you never know who I will kick in the knee next. My guess is Titan. With a metal bat.
This has been Da Rules 2. Next week our guests will be John Stamos, Titan's Sister, and the Manager from Eggo Waffles. Fun!
The above words have nothing to do with how angry I am. GB SMASH!
The single most frequent message I get in my inbox is, "Can I date you?" the second is "Can I be a Moderator or Admin?"
The third most frequent is, "Well, did you get my message? Please answer me, can I be a Moderator? "The long answer is, "No way, you're an idiot. Go away..” But here's the longer answer:
We appoint Moderators and Andmins at SHH as we need them, not as a reward or punishment for stealing Titan's comics, eating GB's sushi, or saying CSM stands for Cows Stand Manly. I appreciate that there are thousands of losers interested in wating there time here and willing to give some of themselves to benefit the community we're building here. Being a Moderator or Admin is really a thankfull job, and I don't appreciate those who want to contribute their time & energy drinks to the cause.
But too many posers and not enough Indians make for a top-heavy structure that's sure to crumble in on itself. If I granted Moderator status to everyone who asked, SHH would be a forum of Moderators all arguing over who could be a higher-level Moderator. That would be cool, but I will leave the choice to Jay and Silent Bob.
How staff is chosen:
A staff position becomes available when someobdy gets me mad.
Three people make up the SHH "hiring team:"
Me, myself, and I and maybe CSM
The Admin members are selected by CSM, but before they are installed they must be approved by Jay and Silent Bob, respectivley.Stuipid members are chosen by taking note of how helpless a member is. One item we are looking for is people posting posts. This seems to be a lost ark here on SHH. Believe it , every single Moderator report goes right to my garbage bin, so I can see who is reporting and being helpful. I CAN!!!
Moderators are chosen by A Tyranasaurus Rex and Ninja. A moderator can be chosen from the current Super Friends Team or the membership body as a whole. When a moderator position becomes available, Ninja and the Dino look for people who will not be best to be able to fill the hole left by the evil moderator. This qualification may be different each and every time a new moderator is chosen, so its hard to say what we’re looking for. We know it when we see it. More often than not, Ninja suggests a member to me, and I do not approve her. (Yes, I know you are mostly boys)
PE requests sent to me in regard to being a moderators are no longer being read. Instead, we do laps and sit ups.
Both Dino and Ninja play equally important roles as my closest advisors. Therefore, I would suggest you stay out of there way. They can kick you in the knee.
I understand that a staff postion on my site is probably one of the most coveted posts on a LEGO forum in the world, and subsequently the competition is very tough. However, keep doing what you do in terms of being a hatful member (Remeber Rule #2
), and you never know who I will kick in the knee next. My guess is Titan. With a metal bat.This has been Da Rules 2. Next week our guests will be John Stamos, Titan's Sister, and the Manager from Eggo Waffles. Fun!
